I’m only doing it once, for obvious reasons. And only for the right partner.
Straight up, total goofball, do not do this at home fun. Because life’s too serious to be, well, serious all the time!
Buy 10,000 books (yes, that’s not a typo, my dignity will cost you, lol) and I will shave your company’s logo on my head and dye my hair to match your brand.
Then, I’ll film the whole thing, have it professionally produced by my crack team of editors—which happens to include a gaggle of improv comedians, a Chihuahua named Doug, a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Justin Bieber and a disembodied unicorn head—and have it posted online for maximum fun and exposure.
And, of course, an offer like this deserves its very own, super-cheesy, over-the-top, whiz-bang-animated, movie-trailer-voice-over video. So, here it is…
If you want to be the one to lock up my head, do NOT wait. This is grade-A noggin real-estate people!
Do like the video says and email firstname.lastname@example.org for the details.
Huggies & butterflies.
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