Author Sells Head for 10,000 Books (must see video)

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Author Sells Head for 10,000 Books (must see video)

I’m only doing it once, for obvious reasons. And only for the right partner.

Straight up, total goofball, do not do this at home fun. Because life’s too serious to be, well, serious all the time!

Buy 10,000 books (yes, that’s not a typo, my dignity will cost you, lol) and I will shave your company’s logo on my head and dye my hair to match your brand.

Then, I’ll film the whole thing, have it professionally produced by my crack team of editors—which happens to include a gaggle of improv comedians, a Chihuahua named Doug, a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Justin Bieber and a disembodied unicorn head—and have it posted online for maximum fun and exposure.

And, of course, an offer like this deserves its very own, super-cheesy, over-the-top, whiz-bang-animated, movie-trailer-voice-over video. So, here it is…

If you want to be the one to lock up my head, do NOT wait. This is grade-A noggin real-estate people!

Do like the video says and email head@theuncertaintybook.com for the details.

Huggies & butterflies.

 

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23 Responses to “Author Sells Head for 10,000 Books (must see video)”

  1. Tim Brownson says:

    Damn, I’m only $169k short of making this happen!

    For your sake I hope the good people of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogog in Wales don’t club together and sponsor you.

    • Jonathan Fields says:

      Just did a spit take on my screen! Would need to grow a bigger head for that one!

  2. You totally cracked me up. If only I had that 170K! I can’t wait to see who comes up with it. :-)

    Take care my friend and don’t worry about deep and moody. That’s real life.

  3. Sheira Furse says:

    Oh my gosh, this is *awesome*! Such cheesy deliciousness! I am off to rob a bank now to raise the funds! ;-)

  4. Hiro Boga says:

    Can’t wait to see who zooms on to the back of your head, Jonathan. Thanks for the morning delight! :-)

  5. Michelle says:

    I’m THRILLED to have worked on this with you, J. Happy head shaving! :D

  6. Judy Martin says:

    This alone is enough to make me look for the conclusion on your blog. Although I’m a regular reader. “Stay tuned” doesn’t even fit the bill. Your marketing – media savy has surpassed my highest expectations. Kudos.

  7. Nancee says:

    Thanks for the Monday morning laugh!

  8. I love how much thought went into this… and I’m on the edge of my seat to find out which logo you’ll be shaving into the back of your head. By the way, this type of pattern-shaving is called a hair tattoo… and it’s pretty hip, if I do say so myself. ;)

  9. Jason says:

    Thank you, thank you for bringing the FUN back into Marketing.

  10. Chantalynn says:

    How innovative! Can hardly wait to see who will get a-head with you!!! : D

  11. Giovanna says:

    Just LOVED it!!!!! Big time!!!

  12. Debra says:

    Great offer, Jonathan. Thanks for the laugh! I’m looking forward to seeing the video.

  13. Man, if I had an extra $30,000 I would totally do this.

  14. Allison says:

    you’re hilarious AND brilliant! killer combo!

  15. Brilliant video, I hope you find a brand as hip and cool as you:)

  16. If you need a second AND female head, I’m available. ;)

  17. LOL! Love the idea and the ‘cheezy’ video. Can’t wait to see which brand will brand you.

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